this little port: cracking up

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Recent conversations between the husband and I:

husband (while I ate a sandwich in bed): You're getting crumbs all over the bread. [long pause] I mean bed, all over the BED!

a text from husband (at work): I forgot my pants. And my shoes... again.
me: Nailed it.

shopping for bed sheets...
husband: They're organic cotton... and free range....

another text from husband: Love you too. Even though you're a shit.
me: I am not.
him: Point proven

husband on romance: I'd like to be like my granddad and his 3rd wife.
me: Um, thanks.

lying in bed, slats give way under husband...
husband: Don't. Say. Anything.
note: husband, in his own words, has been in a good paddock over Christmas.*

husband on pregnancy: So the baby grows inside the placenta, right?
me: Um... not quite.

driving by a field when I spot a calf on its own...
me: Awwww, a baby cow! I wonder where its mother is...
husband: Probably off encapsulating her placenta.

Happy birthday husband! You crack me up. Every. Single. Day. I don't know what I'd do without you.

*a paddock is where you put livestock to fatten up

18 comments:

BriseidyFebruary 20, 2013 at 8:56 AM
this is too funny!
happy b-day to him :)
UnknownFebruary 20, 2013 at 9:15 AM
aww he sounds like a funny guy :)
Ruby HoppenFebruary 20, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Haha you guys are cute. i love that when you are in love with someone you can be mean and funny and it's all kosher x
BekkaFebruary 20, 2013 at 9:41 AM
Aw this was a cute post and brought a smile to my face. Thanks for sharing :)
The EggFebruary 20, 2013 at 9:58 AM
the text one is the best ha!

xo the egg out west.
sFebruary 20, 2013 at 10:15 AM
hahahahah gotta love the little quirks! happy birthday to your hubby!
KateFebruary 20, 2013 at 10:34 AM
You guys are awesome... I enjoyed this! I should remember to actually write down the funny things that happen! (And happiest of birthdays to your love, I hope you had a wonderful time together) x
mandyFebruary 20, 2013 at 11:28 AM
haha very funny. I hope your husband had a great birthday!!
Eden MarieFebruary 20, 2013 at 11:40 AM
haha so sweet. having a husband that can make you laugh is so great! it's one of my favorite things about my husband! happy birthday to yours! xo
LouFebruary 20, 2013 at 12:19 PM
So many chuckles escaped my lips while reading these! Classics.

Don't feel too bad husband, mine sat on one of the kid's slat bed the other day and went through too! And now neither girl lets daddy sit their bed :)
NikenFebruary 20, 2013 at 2:40 PM
hahaha,,
he cracks me up too. point proven
RACHAELFebruary 20, 2013 at 2:41 PM
CUTEST post :) x
beccaFebruary 21, 2013 at 1:00 AM
happy birthday to your funny man!

I love these little sayings from him. if you can have somebody who makes you laugh, I think that's probably more important than almost anything.
Shannon of HAPPINESS ISFebruary 21, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Hilarious! I should start writing down the convos between my hubs and I as well. Happy birthday to your love! xo
SusannahFebruary 22, 2013 at 11:35 AM
Happy birthday to your hubby! I love these quotes. Your hubby sounds like one funny guy! :-)
Alli LizerFebruary 22, 2013 at 10:24 PM
Haha. This all sounds so fresh to me. I hope your husband had a wonderful birthday full of lots of celebrations!
Gillian RoeFebruary 23, 2013 at 10:06 AM
Love this! One of the things I found most attractive about my husband when we met was his sense of humour, and he still cracks me up every day. Laughter is good for a relationship!

Gillian x
UnknownFebruary 27, 2013 at 2:32 PM
So funny!!! They really cheered me up reading them in my little lunch break.